New Moon. . . Its a Love-Hate Relationship-- whats with all the songs??!

Edward, is a . . . hold on let me wait and ponder to find a good word for his incompetence. A jerk, perhaps? No, no, a nincompoop? No not the right word. Oh wait I have the perfect word! My mom and I were talking about this in the car ride home last night. Instead of calling people . . . well, certain words, when they act . . . like certain words. . . We call them muppets, instead of those certain words!! HA, yes I know muppets! So you go up to someone and say, "You’re such a MUPPET!!" and they look at you like you’re insane, just say, "Oh, you don't understand do you?? Well how about this, go home, and Google image a 'muppet' and your face will pop up!!" OHHH, BURN!!! (No not really.) Kill them with kindness!

I know, I know I am turning sesame Street characters into pejoratives, but, that beside the point. Let’s just call Edward a muppet right now. Like I said, this is very much like a love hate relationship. I love Edward, well, because he is Edward, and he hasn't sucked the life out of Bella yet (literally) as much as he has wanted to. But I really hate him for leaving Bella,

(oh wow, I am listening to my I pod right now, and the song 'Leavin' By Jesse McCartney just started playing, how ironic.)

Ok well back to that muppet of a vampire, Edward. He just left her! Walked her into the woods and was all like, "Oh I am leaving, so good bye forever, things will go back to the way things were, and it will be like I never even existed."

AH!! What’s with all the 'I am leaving songs'?! Now "Can't Have You" by the Jonas Brothers is playing!

I will have to put the lyrics on at the end of this blog. It’s like. . A SIGN . . . ohhhh. .scary. . .

Ok on with the blog.
Now what’s with this Jacob guy?! Well Bella is to blame for half of the Jacob thing. I mean she was the one who flirted with him in the beginning. I am not sure about this 'relationship' with this guy. . . I don't think it will end well. And he got really sick too. I have a good theory about that though, but I won't say it.

And. . . .
What of this voice that. . (Dude I swear. . . Thanks for the memories, by Fall out Boy is playing now . . . what’s with my IPod?!)

As I was saying. . . .What’s with this voice that Bella keeps hearing, the voice of the one and only, Mr. I-am-so-mysterious-and-I-left-you-like-the-muppet-I-am. Yes that would be Edward.

(SCREAMS-- THAT'S IT!! IPOD IS COMING OFF!!! 'Shelf' by the Jonas Brothers is playing now . . .!)

-Slightly irritated- NOW as I was SAYING! *grumbles* I wonder if Edward is somehow watching over Bella without her knowing it, and somehow telepathically talking to her. . . I mean it’s possible, I think . . .? Well, I mean, he watched her while she slept without her knowing for how long? Yes I know stalker much?!

Maybe it’s safe to put on my iPod again . . . *hesitantly taps the play button* OKKK maybe not! *takes earphones off* What About Now by Chris Daughtry. . . . . UGH! What’s with all the lovey dovvy, ohh I broke up and I miss you, or I want you songs?! It was really funny at first, but now it’s just plain scary!

Well I am going to stop now, before I smash my I pod into a million little pieces. I am going to put a play list of all the songs I heard today while I was typing this up. . That would be funny I think. . I will also put links to all the song’s lyrics on here, seeing as it would be a REALLY long blog post if I had them all on here in their full length. *Puts earphones in again.*

AHHHH!! MAKE IT STOPPP!! *jerks earphones away from ears* OUCH! (It was On the Way Down by Ryan Cabrera)

Song Lyrics

Leavin'
http://www.metrolyrics.com/leavin-lyrics-jesse-mccartney.html

Can't Have You
http://www.metrolyrics.com/cant-have-you-lyrics-jonas-brothers.html

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/fall_out_boy_lyrics_2377/infinity_on_high_lyrics_33963/thnks_fr_th_mmrs_lyrics_415796.html

Shelf
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/jonas_brothers_lyrics_8121/other_lyrics_28242/dont_take_my_heart_and_put_it_on_a_shelf_lyrics_680754.html

What about Now
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/daughtry_lyrics_10637/daughtry_lyrics_33538/what_about_now_lyrics_362851.html

On The Way Down
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/ryan_cabrera_lyrics_2960/take_it_all_away_lyrics_8799/on_the_way_down_lyrics_101565.html